Multi-talented

Noah is multi-talented. Not only does he say funny things, he can do funny things as well. Take bowling for example. 

Notice the extremely technical approach. We like to call it the Juggernaut. And, in case you missed it, Noah is indeed using the force to push pins down. Like I said...multi-talented. 


He can also draw amazing works of art. As long as the subject matter is dinosaurs of jedi battles.

He also has the ability to send me into a rage orbit using less than ten words. 


This morning, while I was brewing my coffee, he came up to me and said, "Can I go out to the car and get my sword?" I responded, "In a minute."
Exactly one minute later, Noah pops into the kitchen and says, "A minute is 60 seconds. Your time is up." 

Hulk smash is illegal in real life, right? Yeah, that's what I thought.

You mean...

I started a new job recently and part of my training is watching some videos on teen pregnancy. Noah was doing school in the next room, but was apparently listening to the video. After the girl on the video gave birth, he came in and we had the following conversation:

Noah: Mom? Did you give birth to me like that?

Me: Yep.

Noah: How did you get me out of your tummy?

Me: I had to push you out with my stomach muscles.

Noah looks confused and puts his hand on his tummy: But how...did...how did I come out of your tummy? Did I rip your skin?

Me, laughing: No, you didn't actually come out my tummy. You came out...(I point towards my legs).

Noah's expression turns from confusion to dread: You mean...I came out your butt? 

Me: Pretty much.

Noah does a face palm: Gross. That's disgusting.

Me, laughing: Gross huh?

Noah, walking away: I don't want to talk about this anymore. Gross...

From the other room, I hear him mutter, "All I wanted was a peaceful break from school. And this is what I get."

LOL!!!!

Noah Using the Force to Bowl