On the way home tonight, Noah said, "Wouldn't it be cool if you could snap your fingers and make your dreams come to life?"
"Yeah, that would be pretty cool. What's your favorite dream?"
Noah said, "Umm, probably the one where I'm a ninja and I'm battling this bad guy. I do some karate chop stuff to his face and then I kick him in his undercarriage. You know, his groin. But he doesn't get destroyed yet. And he pulls out his sword and tries to stab me, but I make my stomach morph into this, like, donut shape and the sword goes right through and doesn't hurt me. Then I turn back into human form and take out my swords and stab him and he explodes."
I heard the whole story, but to be honest I was really still stuck on the fact that he used the word undercarriage.
